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Monday, May 07, 2012
Words to Remember: 101 Quotes- teSt
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- BIRTH AND YOUTH
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
CAPITALISM - Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone [Keynes].
DEATH AND DYING - Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive [Elbert Hubbard].
- Is there life before death? [Belfast Graffito]
- The first condition of immortality is death [Stanislaw Lec]
- Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired [R. Geis].
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
- The greatest use of a life is to spend it on something that will outlast it [William James].
- I don't want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal through not dying [Woody Allen].
- Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
- Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
- Ros: Do you think death could possibly be a boat?
Guil: No, no, no.... Death is...not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat.
Ros: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guil: No, no, no -- what you've been is not on boats
[Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead]. - Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end [Igor Stravinsky,1882-1971].
- Once a man loses his sense of immortality, he never regains it [Trevanian, The Main].
EDUCATION - It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education [Albert Einstein].
- I find television very educating. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a book [Groucho Marx, 1890-1977].
FREEDOM - Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves [Henry David Thoreau].
- The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free [Henry David Thoreau].
- You must believe in free-will; there is no choice [Isaac Singer].
- You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power - he's free again [A. Solzhenitsyn].
FRIENDS - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read [Groucho Marx, 1890-1977].
COURAGE - In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up [Martin Niemöller, German Lutheran Pastor].
HEALTH - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
HISTORY - Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history [George Bernard Shaw]
JEALOUSY - Jealousy isn't a pleasant quality, but if it isn't overdone (and if it's combined with modesty), apart from its inconvenience there's even something touching about it [Milan Kundera, Laughable Loves]
LABOR - Every man is dishonest who lives upon the labor of others, no matter if he occupies a throne [Robert Green Ingersoll].
- Who first invented work? [Charles Lambs, letter to Barton, 1822]
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours [Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat]
LAUGHABLE - What's laughable is how terribly little there is to laugh at with any joy [Philip Roth]
LAW - How noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread! [Anatole France].
LIFE - Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
- Often it is fatal to live too long [Racine].
- Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards [Soren Kierkegaard].
- The best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts life [William James].
- Life is a dead-end street [H. L. Mencken].
- Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry [Mark Twain].
LOVE - Love may be the answer, but what's the question? [Albert Benschop].
- Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions [Woody Allen]
- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence [H. L. Mencken].
- He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals [Benjamin Franklin].
- Too much love will kill you if you can't make up your mind, torn between the lover and the love you leave behind [Freddy Mercury, Made in Heaven]
- The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves [Victor Hugo].
- Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile [Sean Connery]
MADNESS - Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined [Samuel Goldwyn].
MARRIAGE - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same [Oscar Wilde].
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury [Groucho Marx].
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution [H.L. Mencken, 1880-1956].
PEOPLE - ALL KINDS OF - There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
- People have one thing in common: they are all different.
- There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more [Woody Allen].
PHILOSOPHY - No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man [Heraclitas].
- Confucius say too much [Recent Chinese proverb].
POLITICS - Anarchy is better than no government at all.
- Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself [Mark Twain].
- We've got the best government money can buy.
POWER - I put a generall inclination of all mankind a perpetuall and restless desire of Power after Power, that ceaseth onely in Death [Thomas Hobbes].
REAL PERSONAL - Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
- Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
- When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work [George Bernard Shaw].
- It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages [Adam Smith].
- I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants [A. Whitney Brown].
- Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts [Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2].
- The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows [Confucius].
- It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others [John Andrew Holmes].
- I can resist anything but temptation [Oscar Wilde].
RELIGION - All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few [Stendhal].
- Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine [Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, 1844-1900].
SCIENCE - Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought [Albert Szent-Gyorgyi].
- Science tries to tell us interesting and constructive stories that might be useful for something [Rich Ulrich].
- You can observe a lot just by watchin' [Yogi Berra].
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Half of the people in the world are below average.
- If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants [Isaac Newton].
- Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof [Ashley Montague].
- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is.
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love [Albert Einstein, 1879-1955].
- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity [Albert Einstein].
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler [Albert Einstein].
SEX - The only unnatural sexual act is the one that which you cannot perform [Dr. Alfred Charles Kinsey]
- Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope. If he knows anything, he shouldn't [George Bernard Shaw].
- Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself [Gore Vidal, b. 1925].
- When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities [Matt Groening - "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk"].
- Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
- Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love [Woody Allen].
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best [Woody Allen].
- Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman [Woody Allen]
THINKING - Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think [Ambrose Bierce].
- Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
TIME - Wasting time is an important part of life.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana [Groucho Marx].
- Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils [Hector-Louis Berlioz].
UNEMPLOYMENT - When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results [Calvin Coolidge].
WEALTH - Behind every great fortune there is a crime [Honore de Balzac, 1799-1850].
- I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged.) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But, I have a great vocabulary [Jules Feiffer, cartoonist].
WOMEN - A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle [Gloria Steinem].
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot [Groucho Marx].
WHY? - Why is there no other word for "synonym"?
- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
- The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions [Susan Sontag].
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